Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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