I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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