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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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