Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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