if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
whose parrot is this?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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