What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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