Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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