i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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