This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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This is my gift to your gina
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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