I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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