yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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