whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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