I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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