I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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