i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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