soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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