I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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