At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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