I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
how does that bad decision feel?
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