She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Send help, water and tortillas.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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