He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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