so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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