if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My dick has a subreddit
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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