I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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