I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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