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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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