i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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