Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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