Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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