OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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