omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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