My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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