He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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