she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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