I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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