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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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