why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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