I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Oh god it's open bar.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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