names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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