yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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