Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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