Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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