i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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