Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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