Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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