I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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