I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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