And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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