dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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