the condom got lost in my hair
I don't think brook has ever known best
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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