You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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