No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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