Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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