Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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