Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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